The Real McCoy

I just read in the Sunday Des Moines Register that there's a reason I am how I am. The McCoy's have had a generational disease, apparently, that "causes high blood pressure, racing hearts, severe headaches, and too much adreneline and other "fight or flight" stress hormones. " This condition can inevitably lead to tumors of the adrenal gland. This has led to their notorious behavior in the Hatfield vs. McCoy clan feud.

Why is this significant? My grandparents' names are Kenny and Bessie McCoy. My mother's maiden name is therefore, McCoy, which makes me the real McCoy.

We've always explained our ornery behavior on the McCoy side of the family. Now there's medical proof. How insane and absolutely hilarious.