Bacon

I tried to poison my mother-in-law yesterday by serving her bacon in the spinach quiche. She is a vegetarian. I like my mother-in-law, and I just simply forgot that bacon was meat, I guess.

I cannot use an apostrophe in this communication, btw, it must be a glitch in the program.

Somebody texted me last night and said they got arrested. I hate text messages and I refuse to respond. But I sure hope whoever it was calls me soon. . .