New Egg

I ordered a new laptop yesterday from newegg.com. It's a hip technology site that several former student/geeks have recommended to us. I've decided to switch my life over to PC instead of Apple. This is a BIG DEAL, because I've been an Apple gal for many moons.

So here she is:

A brand new bouncing baby computer. I hope the deer photos come with it, too.

I plan to use this to further my business enterprises, so I can retire from this day job by age 50. I've decided that I'm only going to be hip for another 6 years, then I'll become stale and ineffective in the classroom because I'll be old and saggy. So, this is a capital expenditure...next step: form a limited liability corporation so I can write off all my expenses. So far, my profits total $25 ($22 in bumper stickers and $3 in a t-shirt) and I'm afraid to total my expenses, er "marketing" costs.

Can you give an old chicken a new egg? Stay tuned...