Everett and his other brother Everett

My neighbor's name is Everett. He's out talking to my husband right now. They do this every so often, cuz it's the neighborly thing to do.

He's a sweet man, but not the brightest bulb in the shed. He's got a brother who is hunch-backed like Everett, so I call him Everett also. I think his name is actually Don. This will be important when I become rich and famous, because by mentioning them in my blog, I have inadvertantely made them famous too. They will be like Larry Bud Melman, or Mujibur and Sirajul from David Letterman, plucked from obscurity into celebrity.

Why is this significant? Because I'd like a diet coke right now. See, product placement is everything.