The DL on the DL

After a year of procrastinating, I got my driver's license renewed. Well, almost a year. If I would have waited another day, I would have had to drive with the D.O.T. See, I'm a dumbass.

I noticed the problem about 3 days after the 60-day expiration grace period, last year. I then got a book to study and carried it around with me for over half-a-fucking year, never once cracking it open.

Then, I barely studied and took the test yesterday. I failed it by missing 8, when you can only miss 7 to pass. But I've already previously established that I am a loser. I kicked her into high gear and (ha ha, honestly, I didn't get my own pun until just now) studied harder and only missed 2 today. So I'm the proud owner of a brand spanking new DL.

That's the DL on that.

Now, back to journalism news. I've been thinking about Jared a lot lately. He's missed by me. That's my attempt at passive voice. I miss him for two reasons. One, his impeccible work ethic, and two, his hang-out ability. He's cool. I've got to copy the stylebook that he put with his brain for everyone on both staffs.

Damnit. Now I'm off on things I gotta do. See how this job is?

Help.