Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Mercury Poisoning

I love tuna. When I am stressed, I can always eat a tuna sandwich. Seriously. Now I can be stressed because of mercury poisoning from the delectable little fish.

Everything that doesn't kill you will eventually kill you.

You read it here first.

I heard about this whilst listening to the Stephanie Miller show on novamradio.com. No, it's not a liberal conspiracy, she just suspected she had been poisoned and a blood test confirmed it. I have some of the same symptoms, like inability to sleep and profuse sweating. Of course, mine could be peri-menopausal too.

Anyway, I am off topic, and I know it. This does not relate to high school journalism at all.

Or does it?

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