Advance Order

I just ordered Rock Band for PS2 online...for significantly more than it's worth. I wanted it NOW, not next week, even though it might not arrive until then anyway. I'm either hip or stupid.

I want to sing in a rock band, and feel the adoring fans' love...oh well, another dream gone unfulfilled in my life.

Not that there are too many of those...I used to dream of teaching, which I have done, and I used to dream of acting. I haven't really done that, except for a community theater show in high school. I'm too old and fat now, but before that I should have done more acting and singing.

Next life I want to place an advance order on more kids. I'd like to have four or five babies...that's a good sized brood. Oh, and while I'm at it, I'd like to order up Phil as their father...

Oh, and always, when ordering me food, order extra cheese.

Have I mentioned the monkey on gmail? When you do this: :(|) it turns into the cutest damn monkey you've ever seen.

Random entry #368.