Am Interest to Purchase...

I got the following message from Facebook, referring to an ad I placed there last month about the sexless products.

Alaba sent you a message.

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Subject: $2.49 - Fun stickers, shirts and mugs

Hello,
Am interest to purchase your item on behalf of my client by knowing the final price of the item and also the present condition of the item which i could like to inform you that i can only afford to issues out cashier check or money order for you, which will include the shipping fees that will come and pickup the item. meanwhile i will like you to answer this
question below:

[1.] Do you accept a ( Cashier Check / Money Order ) as a mode of payment?

[2.] What is the final asking prize you can go at last?

[3.] What is the condition of the items?

[4] Will you let our shipping company to come to you house for the pick up of the item cos we don't want you to worry yourself about the shipping of the item

[5] If you kindly accept the term please send me your full name and address also your contact phone number for the payment should mail out.

[6] Please contact me to my private email address which is (alabaaro1988@hotmail.com) because i wouldn't able to response back to you as soon as you reply to my request....

(7)i don't look my facebook occassionally but i look my yahoo mail everyday okay...so.email me to my email (alabaaro1988@hotmail.com)


(8)Will you be abel to send/wire the excess fund include to the payment to the shipping company via Western union for the pick up of the item?

PLS ONEC AGAIN JUST CONTART MY PRIVET EMAIL BOX OKAY
PLS (alabaaro1988@hotmail.com) THANKS.

Regards..

So I responded to his/her hotmail account (red flag #1) that all transactions were to go through www.cafepress.com/MsCalvin. So we'll see if this is legit, or some crack pot.

I hate to be racists, but this sure sounds like a poor Asian translation (red flag #2)...but maybe this is the first step to becoming a millionaire so I can retire? Once again, stay tuned...